The Funny Stuff...
This page is devoted to the funny school bus things I have found out there in cyberspace, all winding up here for your enjoyment... In the event I missed something, please feel free to send it to me...
Twelve Days of Christmas for School-Bus Drivers...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to
me,
a yellow blue bird that sings
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave
to me,
Two write-up slips
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to
me,
Three radio calls
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave
to me,
Four calling parents
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me,
Five children missing
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me,
Six shuttles waiting
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave
to me,
Seven mechanics driving
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave
to me,
Eight stop-arm runnings
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me,
Nine drivers resigning
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me,
Ten freshman standing
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave
to me,
Eleven sophomores eating
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave
to me,
Twelve buses breaking
Some Comics...
How about some strange buses...
Hmmm...The kids say he drives fast...
This looks like a cool Bus to drive around in...May not be for those of us with a pound or two to lose...
If this flips, it just keeps going and going...the latest in safety innovations!
Now I told everyone not to sit in the back! See what you guys did!
One of these boys may someday be president...(of the insane asylum)
This bus must belong to Xzibit...MTV,Pimp My Bus!!!
I wonder how first graders are tossed in and out of here...
There are really no words to describe this one...
Who handed out the permissions slips for this field trip???
This bus must be headed for that new SENIOR high down the road...
Someone must not want that bus stop in front of their house...
This would be a great bus to drive!!! Isn't it amazing what you can do with photoshop?
I guess thats a pretty good reason to be let go...She will have more time to ride her broom now!
There is no logic here...by the way dude, you got a brake light out!
This gives new meaning to "short bus"... Isn't that spoiler just a little off the deep end?
Hmmm...drop the kids off in the am, go fishin, pick up the kids in the pm...ought to work ok...
Looks like Billy don't have to ride the bus no more...but a dodge caravan with whitewalls? What was he thinking!
Now there's creativity...must be a burned out driver who got bored and likes to play with Legos.
Can you spot the problem with this bus??? Let me assist with an arrow so you can "lock" in on the problem...
This is the bus I wish I went to school in. The Shortcut High bus this time at a car show.
And THIS is the bus I wouldnt want to be seen in! Can't say they dont have a sense of humor in Japan!
Yeah...This is good...Jet Powered, gets them home faster than normal...Just have to make SURE the parachutes open!
How's this for a school bus stop?
Just have to watch those bends...
This is a great back to school gift for a driver!
Next time you hear a busdriver complain about their bus...Refer them to this...
That's one way to get the word out!
What driver doesn't have a collection of these?
This is different...
I need a ladder to get IN...
Anybody wanna light up the barbeque?
This would be helpful in road rage...
The ultimate in school bus safety...
This is no bull, it's the "cow bus"!
This would the way to arrive in style! Wonder what the capacity is?
More to come...